Blame+it+on+the+alcohol

So, when I woke up there was a clear-eyed girl sitting next to me. As soon as I opened my eyes, she started telling me about the night before but her story seemed to be pretty shady and I wanted to know more, so I kept asking until she told me the truth. Apparently, I poured some clam-juice down Elinor's back, and then I started singing. I bet everyone sore at me, but the girl assured that everyone thought I was terribly funny. Finally, I left with her and I supposedly told her I was deeply in love with her. I tried and tried to remember because I di dnt want to disappoint her since she seemed to be pretty hyped about my apparent proposal, but last night's episode was a blur and I was feeling hungover. The first thing I thought about after I opened my eyes was that I wasn't going to drink anymore, but after all this, I felt overwhelmed and asked her to make me one. I don't know how to deal with it. What would you do if you were me?

Task two. So, as you know, they called me from Movistar because they were interested in hiring me as their spokes person. I decided to go to Buenos Aires by bus so I could have more time to revise my CV. You know how nervous I get before a job interview, and the last thing I needed was to be talked to, and you know what happened? a weird guy sat next to me, and he started telling me about his personal life. He was a very blonde man, and he was wearing odd leather clothes and a big colourful f ethea ry hat. While he was talking about his funny wife and his twenty dogs, the bus stopped. I didn't actually know what was happening, and this man didn't either, but he didn't care. Suddenly he stopped talking, but not for long, because a couple of minutes later, he started updating me about what was going on outside. Apparently, there was a street demonstration going on and people were complaining about public transportation. I can't believe this people! I know that buses and trains are awful but... strikes? really? I think they should find other ways to protest like sending emails or letters to the governors. Stopping traffic only makes people mad and it doesn't solve any problem.