The+Hangover

... As I was telling you, Kelly told me yesterday about what happened the night I had a bit too many drinks and made a fool of myself. She summarized the whole night to me and let me tell you, I didn't like what I heard at all... Apparently, at some point in the evening I dropped a plate with clam juice all over Elinor's back... poor thing. After that, I felt like singing, so I did, repeatedly... that annoyed some people. At this point you'd believe I ate something. That would have been the case if I had accepted any food from the waiter, who I still believe is in some way blood-related to me, like a lost brother or something. Then I noticed a white-haired old man with a weird necktie I didn't like, and wanted to tell him about it. But Kelly got me out before I made more of a fool out of myself. Once outside we left the place behind and then the wierdest thing happened.

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Well, I continue telling you about my job interview! I was ready to go to this meeting, I felt so nervous! This was a huge opportunity to get the job of my dreams. Thinking about the most convenient way of travelling there, I decided to go by bus, so I had time to revise my CV. I can´t tell you how much I regret making that decision. When I took the bus, I had no choice other than sitting next to an old lady that wouldn’t stop rambling, a big old chatterbox... She started talking about the weather, and then she noticed where I was going so she continued telling me everything about her son´s jobs. Her voice was extremely annoying, she wouldn´t let me focus on my task but I tried to be patient and nice to her. My patience went suddenly off when I saw a street demonstration just in front of our bus! I couldn´t believe my luck, you know how much I hate all this stuff about people making noise in the streets and deterring the cars in every corner, it´s so annoying! The thing is that I had to run off the bus and get to the interview by feet.